lanturd:

when a hot person comes up to you

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"hey your friend is cute"

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Destiny - Character Creation

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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elipanda56:

tralilalilulu:

this cartoon though…

we are all fucked up for a reason

eating-out-kaneki:

pirachu:

its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically

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harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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heyfunniest:

you know she dead

heyfunniest:

you know she dead

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns